Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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