Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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