What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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