Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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