Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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