i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Someone stole a lamp last night.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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