belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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