I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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