Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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