I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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