I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
