paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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