What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
