we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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