The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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