this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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