no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I wish there were birth control emojis
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.