Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wanna go halves on a baby?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.