before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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