i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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