guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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