i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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