just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You may now shotgun with the bride
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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