did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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