i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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