YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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