Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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