She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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