I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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