In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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