no. you can't hotbox the world.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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