When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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