When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
