omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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