I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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