I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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