The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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