im six kinds of drunk right now
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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