what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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