does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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