I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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