yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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