somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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