so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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