it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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