i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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