According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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