Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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