let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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