is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am in a vortex of obligation.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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