See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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