When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
