If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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