He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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