Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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